Sajid Khan demands "India's Got Talent" be an Official Commonwealth Games Event

 
In a bid to ensure India gets at least one Gold medal, Sajid Khan of all people has come up with a master scheme by demanding that the show he judges become an event in the upcoming games.
 
Times Now is already alleging Suresh Kalmadi’s  sister’s 5
th daughter’s boyfriend’s father is an Executive Producer on the show and Suresh Kalmadi’s household expenses are handled by him. Boria Mazumdar said like always that Sourav Ganguly played well irrespective of the topic of the debate & Suhel Seth was constantly shouting, “but Rajdeep, but Rajdeep” only to be stopped by Soccer & Recreation expert John Abraham who politely informed him they had left the CNN IBN studios  45 minutes ago.
 
Suresh Kalmadi was not available for comment, but Michael Fennell, head of Commonwealth Games Federation who is visiting India to see if the Delhi venues is convinced it is a mighty leap forward & the only chances of India securing a Gold as no other country’s participants will be allowed to take part. He added the India Habitat Centre would be an excellent choice to conduct the events.
 
Ashutosh Gowariker, an old foe of Sajid Khan called a Press Conference at his Bandra House & told the media that his best friend Aamir Khan will also take part even though the time to prepare is at least a year and a half short on his demands. The media left Ashutosh’s house in a hurry to get a sound bite from Aamir as Ashutosh kept shouting that Heyyy Babyyy was a pathetic movie.
 
Many athletes like Abhinav Bindra, Mary Kom & the likes have welcomed the idea because they know they suck. Abhinav Bindra told the Times of India,” Suresh ji should accept this idea & also award Colors a chance to show the Games live with Nikhil Chinappa & Ayushman as hosts.” TOI added that Raman Bhanot, the Fair & Lovely Fourth Umpire was neither Fair nor Lovely and always supported Mohinder Amarnath in the studio when the latter starts singing songs from
Sholay without any reason.
 
Sonali Bendre & Kirron Kher, the two other judges both made their way to their pathetic designers to ensure their wardrobes are upto the mark but had to return disappointed as the Colors Producer Ramesh Something confirmed that in the format there was no scope of the judges winning any medals & hence all designer costs have been cut.
 
Deepika Padukone & Neil Nitin Mukesh are already one up after their Lafangey Parindey blind roller skate dance act getting a thumbs up in the first round. Siddharth Mallya tweeted, “Guys! A loud Cheer for RCB girl Deepika for India’s Got Talent. Go Girl. Get the Gold. XOXO”
 
Amidst all the drama, the entire Colors team is upbeat about their show final getting some TRP’s & to fool everyone that the show is actually a CWG event now keep showing Manmohan Singh’s thumb’s up picture before & after every commercial break to fool everyone.